For the poor, unfortunate souls hoping this The Little Mermaid will either equal or surpass the animated version, disappointment will be their unhappy bedfellow. But younger audiences will likely enjoy themselves quite a bit, and I can almost guarantee they’re going to fall euphorically in love (and deservedly so) with Bailey’s Ariel.

Cinderella gave me a headache, and that might be the nicest thing I have to say on the matter.

Gretel & Hansel is not the fairy tale you know.

Jean Cocteau’s Beauty and the Beast is a true classic in every sense of the word.