Don Jon (2013)

by - September 27th, 2013 - Movie Reviews


Gordon-Levitt’s Don Jon an Unsentimentally Blunt Debut

Jon Martello (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), ‘Don Jon’ to his friends due to his freaky ability to pull ‘dimes’ (that’s a perfect 10 to you and me) into his bed night after night, isn’t a guy who’s looking for a relationship. He’s more interested in his own selfish personal needs like keeping his body in tip-top shape, making certain his car is the best looking thing on the street and that his apartment is so clean you could eat off the floor. He loves his family and he goes to church on Sunday, heading into the confessional booth to have his sins cleansed even though every weekend he seems to be reading from the exact same laundry list again and again and again.

PHOTO: Relativity Media

PHOTO: Relativity Media

One more thing. He loves his internet porn. In fact, he’s fanatical about it, openly stating he feels pleasuring himself watching the stuff is more enjoyable than the real thing with an actual flesh and blood human being, a sentiment this is instantly challenged the moment he meets New Jersey home girl Barbara Sugarman (Scarlett Johansson).

He’s obsessed with her and she knows it, using his relationship inexperience as a tool to transform him into the man of her dreams. Soon Jon is doing things he’d never dreamt, including taking Barbara home to meet the family as well as taking night classes at the local community college to further his education. Been when she draws a line in the sand over his porn addiction Jon isn’t entirely sure if this is a step too far, the Jersey lothario potentially unwilling to admit sex with his girl is better than anything he can find online.

Audiences walking in on Don Jon sold on the trailer alone are not going to have the first clue what they are in for. While the movie is funny, while there are plenty of laughs, that synopsis aside this one is most definitely not a romantic comedy. It is clear that Gordon-Levitt, making his writing and directing debut, has learned a few things working in the low budget arena with the likes of Gregg Araki (Mysterious Skin), Rian Johnson (Brick), Kimberly Peirce (Stop-Loss), Marc Webb ((500) Days of Summer) and Spencer Susser (Hesher). The movie is never quite what one expects it to be, more drama than comedy, more character study than relationship piece, everything building to a European-style conclusion maestros like Bernardo Bertolucci or Luis Buñuel would have been happy to have called their own.

Not that I mean to place his film at the same level as that duo’s best works. Heck, I’m not even certain it would equal any of the pictures he appeared in directed by Araki, Johnson, Peirce or Webb. At the same time, Don Jon is a pretty solid effort anchored by a central figure that is as complex as he is authentic. In some ways Gordon-Levitt is attempting to make his debut The Lost Weekend of online porn addition dramas, unafraid to keep things focused on a semi-unlikeable character prone to self-destruction.

More than that, the film is really, really well acted. Not just by Gordon-Levitt, although he nails his Jersey stud muffin right from the start, but Johansson is equally outstanding, fearlessly shattering her own character’s stereotypes making sure she’s never ever what she appears to be on the surface. The supporting cast is also wonderful, Tony Danza and Glenne Headly pitch-perfect as Jon’s talkative parents, while Rob Brown and Jeremy Luke shine as his two best friends fixated with learning all they can about their pal’s latest conquests. Short Term 12 stunner Brie Larson also makes an indelible imprint, a running gag concerning her and her cell phone building to a sensational payoff putting the majority of the story’s themes into crystalline perspective all with a single sentence.

PHOTO: Relativity Media

PHOTO: Relativity Media

Then there is Julianne Moore. In lesser hands her character, the complexity and internal facets of which I am not going to be revealing here, would have been nothing more than a melodramatically maudlin cliché. In hers, however, what transpires during the last acts of the motion picture border on marvelous, the way the actress is able to transform a jovial moment of levity into a tragic second of unabashed pain startling. She’s remarkable, her scenes with Gordon-Levitt, however brief they might be, crackling with an electric sensitivity that’s beyond compare.

I wish Gordon-Levitt had spent a little more time on his script, and as good as Johansson is, and, as I’ve already stated, she’s excellent, her character is a bit too one-dimensional for my tastes making things a bit too easy on Jon, and for that matter the audience, as things ultimately come to a head. Additionally, as strong as the closing narration and images are they still aren’t entirely satisfying, the Godard or Buñuel-style fade to black not as well earned or as justified as it potentially could have been had some of the characters been sharpened to a finer point.

Be that as it may, Don Jon is still a fairly strong debut, showcasing directorial chops that could serve Gordon-Levitt well if he chooses to step behind the camera again. The film is a moderately challenging character study of a man battling demons he didn’t realize were tearing his life apart, and while the lessons he learns are hardly earthshattering that doesn’t make them any less potent or worthy of additional contemplation.

Film Rating: 3 (out of 4)

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