But it is the masterful human saga at The Creator’s center that makes it special, and even if this story isn’t especially innovative, the emotions fueling the action are so intimately satisfying that they lingered with me for hours afterward.

Haunted Mansion comes so close to being good that it’s honestly infuriating that it comes up short. It’s frankly annoying.

Six decades of sailing the seven seas of eye-popping adventure with Ray Harryhausen and Jason and the Argonauts

Barbie is a triumph.

Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken was not made for me. At least, not the “me” of today. If I were seven or eight years old, I’m sure this colorfully obnoxious adventure would have thrilled me senseless.

The Flash is aggressively okay.

For the poor, unfortunate souls hoping this The Little Mermaid will either equal or surpass the animated version, disappointment will be their unhappy bedfellow. But younger audiences will likely enjoy themselves quite a bit, and I can almost guarantee they’re going to fall euphorically in love (and deservedly so) with Bailey’s Ariel.

Kids may have the time of their lives watching The Super Mario Bros. Movie, but for most adults, this is game over.

Rolling the dice on Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is the way to go.