
Narcopolis (2015)
by Sara Michelle Fetters - October 25th, 2015 - Movie ReviewsNarcopolis never rises above mediocre as far as story is concerned, building to a supposedly slam-bang stunner of a finish that’s nowhere near as inspired as I think the director intends it to be. While Cowan is a solid Dana Andrews meet Harrison Ford clone, his performance alone isn’t enough to make up for the structural silliness of the plot itself, and while Trefgarne shows promise behind the camera his skills as a screenwriter sadly still leave something to be desired.
Narcopolis never rises above mediocre as far as story is concerned, building to a supposedly slam-bang stunner of a finish that’s nowhere near as inspired as I think the director intends it to be. While Cowan is a solid Dana Andrews meet Harrison Ford clone, his performance alone isn’t enough to make up for the structural silliness of the plot itself, and while Trefgarne shows promise behind the camera his skills as a screenwriter sadly still leave something to be desired.

Suffragette (2015)
by Sara Michelle Fetters - October 25th, 2015 - Movie ReviewsThe line between historical fidelity and narrative creativity isn’t always a comfortable one, and there are times I did wish the filmmakers had taken a more documentary-like approach, especially as it pertained to the more violent and disturbing clashes with the police. Yet, overall, Gavron’s approach is spot-on, and the way she allows Maud to tell her own story at her own pace only augments the emotional purity of all she endures and overcomes, giving Suffragette a universality that’s sublime.
The line between historical fidelity and narrative creativity isn’t always a comfortable one, and there are times I did wish the filmmakers had taken a more documentary-like approach, especially as it pertained to the more violent and disturbing clashes with the police. Yet, overall, Gavron’s approach is spot-on, and the way she allows Maud to tell her own story at her own pace only augments the emotional purity of all she endures and overcomes, giving Suffragette a universality that’s sublime.

Jurassic World 3D (2015)
by Sara Michelle Fetters - October 23rd, 2015 - Blu-ray and DVDI really like [Jurassic World], enjoy what Trevorrow has done with it, finding the film fantastically enjoyable even if, in the end, it’s not doing a lot more than rehash events from the first one if only on a much larger scale. It works, plain and simple, and as such it’s arguably my second favorite in the entire series and the only sequel I’m likely to re-watch somewhat regularly.
I really like [Jurassic World], enjoy what Trevorrow has done with it, finding the film fantastically enjoyable even if, in the end, it’s not doing a lot more than rehash events from the first one if only on a much larger scale. It works, plain and simple, and as such it’s arguably my second favorite in the entire series and the only sequel I’m likely to re-watch somewhat regularly.

Jem and the Holograms (2015)
by Sara Michelle Fetters - October 23rd, 2015 - Movie ReviewsMy heart more often than not just wasn’t in it, the fact the priceless bits are sensational only making the stuff that doesn’t work that much more catastrophic. Funny thing, even with that being so, I still kind of want to like Jem and the Holograms in spite of all its missteps and shortcomings, and if that isn’t truly outrageous in and of itself I’m not sure what else would be.
My heart more often than not just wasn’t in it, the fact the priceless bits are sensational only making the stuff that doesn’t work that much more catastrophic. Funny thing, even with that being so, I still kind of want to like Jem and the Holograms in spite of all its missteps and shortcomings, and if that isn’t truly outrageous in and of itself I’m not sure what else would be.

The Last Witch Hunter (2015)
by Sara Michelle Fetters - October 23rd, 2015 - Movie Reviews[Director Breck] Eisner is talented, and I’m going to assume he’s got another The Crazies – hopefully more than one – in him at some point, but The Last Witch Hunter isn’t it. This is a bad movie. More, it’s a waste of time, and I feel more than a little terrible for those who spend hard-earned money on a ticket to watch it.
[Director Breck] Eisner is talented, and I’m going to assume he’s got another The Crazies – hopefully more than one – in him at some point, but The Last Witch Hunter isn’t it. This is a bad movie. More, it’s a waste of time, and I feel more than a little terrible for those who spend hard-earned money on a ticket to watch it.

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015)
by Sara Michelle Fetters - October 23rd, 2015 - Movie ReviewsI still think the first three in this series are remarkably effective, and even if this sixth effort fails to maintain tension there are sequences that got under my skin marvelously…While not a total loss, it’s still clear Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension is indicative of a franchise running on fumes, the scares just not strong enough to warrant another jaunt into this particular version of the unknown anytime soon.
I still think the first three in this series are remarkably effective, and even if this sixth effort fails to maintain tension there are sequences that got under my skin marvelously…While not a total loss, it’s still clear Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension is indicative of a franchise running on fumes, the scares just not strong enough to warrant another jaunt into this particular version of the unknown anytime soon.

Rock the Kasbah (2015)
by Sara Michelle Fetters - October 23rd, 2015 - Movie ReviewsYou get the feeling that Glazer and Levinson are going for something along the same lines as the filmmaker’s similar classics like Good Morning, Vietnam or Wag the Dog, trying to find a balance between humanity and satire, humor and drama, that could both tickle the funny bone while also exciting the intellect…Problem is, it’s all too nondescript, too superficial, and as such little makes enough of an impact to be vital or affecting.
You get the feeling that Glazer and Levinson are going for something along the same lines as the filmmaker’s similar classics like Good Morning, Vietnam or Wag the Dog, trying to find a balance between humanity and satire, humor and drama, that could both tickle the funny bone while also exciting the intellect…Problem is, it’s all too nondescript, too superficial, and as such little makes enough of an impact to be vital or affecting.

Hellions (2015)
by Sara Michelle Fetters - October 19th, 2015 - Movie ReviewsMcDonald is just too talented to make a movie that’s a complete waste of time, and considering the obvious creep factor of the scenario I was intrigued as to where he and Trottier were going to take things. But [Hellions (2015)] just doesn’t have any weight, any meaning, never earning the sorrow-laced conclusion the final images hint at. I wanted more, the fact McDonald’s latest refused to give it to me an upsetting turn of events I admit I did not see coming.
McDonald is just too talented to make a movie that’s a complete waste of time, and considering the obvious creep factor of the scenario I was intrigued as to where he and Trottier were going to take things. But [Hellions (2015)] just doesn’t have any weight, any meaning, never earning the sorrow-laced conclusion the final images hint at. I wanted more, the fact McDonald’s latest refused to give it to me an upsetting turn of events I admit I did not see coming.

Return to Sender (2015)
by Sara Michelle Fetters - October 18th, 2015 - Blu-ray and DVDReturn to Sender is a bad movie. It’s script is hogwash. It hasn’t the courage to embrace its exploitation origins. It’s surprisingly misogynistic in many of the ways David Fincher’s Gone Girl potentially could have been yet fearlessly, ferociously never was…Director Fouad Mikati (Operation: Endgame) does what he can, allowing veteran cinematographer Russell Carpenter (Titanic) and dynamite composer Daniel Hart (Ain’t Them Bodies Saints) to work as magic as they can, but in the end it just isn’t enough, this thriller about as difficult to sit through as any movie I’ve seen this year.
Return to Sender is a bad movie. It’s script is hogwash. It hasn’t the courage to embrace its exploitation origins. It’s surprisingly misogynistic in many of the ways David Fincher’s Gone Girl potentially could have been yet fearlessly, ferociously never was…Director Fouad Mikati (Operation: Endgame) does what he can, allowing veteran cinematographer Russell Carpenter (Titanic) and dynamite composer Daniel Hart (Ain’t Them Bodies Saints) to work as magic as they can, but in the end it just isn’t enough, this thriller about as difficult to sit through as any movie I’ve seen this year.