Five Nights at Freddy’s (2023)

by Sara Michelle Fetters - October 27th, 2023 - Movie Reviews

My inner tween went wild on multiple occasions, and if I’d been introduced to Freddy Fazbear and his pals as a kid, it’s safe to say we’d have been horror-loving friends for life.

My inner tween went wild on multiple occasions, and if I’d been introduced to Freddy Fazbear and his pals as a kid, it’s safe to say we’d have been horror-loving friends for life.

Gran Turismo (2023)

by Sara Michelle Fetters - August 24th, 2023 - Movie Reviews

The primary reason the reasonably strong performances don’t elevate Gran Turismo to being worthwhile is that other than for a couple of noteworthy sequences (including one stunning crash), the racing sequences are not very good.

The primary reason the reasonably strong performances don’t elevate Gran Turismo to being worthwhile is that other than for a couple of noteworthy sequences (including one stunning crash), the racing sequences are not very good.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

by Sara Michelle Fetters - April 5th, 2023 - Movie Reviews

Kids may have the time of their lives watching The Super Mario Bros. Movie, but for most adults, this is game over.

Kids may have the time of their lives watching The Super Mario Bros. Movie, but for most adults, this is game over.

Uncharted (2022)

by Sara Michelle Fetters - February 18th, 2022 - Movie Reviews

For fans of each of treasure hunter Nathan Drake’s incredibly convoluted adventures, Uncharted is likely going to feel like a bona fide disaster.

For fans of each of treasure hunter Nathan Drake’s incredibly convoluted adventures, Uncharted is likely going to feel like a bona fide disaster.

Werewolves Within (2021) (Blu-ray)

by Sara Michelle Fetters - December 7th, 2021 - Blu-ray and DVD

Werewolves Within is likely going to make my 2021 top ten list. It’s great.

Werewolves Within is likely going to make my 2021 top ten list. It’s great.

Mortal Kombat (2021)

by Sara Michelle Fetters - April 23rd, 2021 - Movie Reviews

If Mortal Kombat lived up to the beauteous butchery of its bookends, this would be the greatest video game-to-film adaptation ever made.

If Mortal Kombat lived up to the beauteous butchery of its bookends, this would be the greatest video game-to-film adaptation ever made.

Monster Hunter (2020)

by Sara Michelle Fetters - December 23rd, 2020 - Movie Reviews

Monster Hunter is exactly what you think it is going to be, nothing more, and certainly nothing less, and I’m okay with that.

Monster Hunter is exactly what you think it is going to be, nothing more, and certainly nothing less, and I’m okay with that.

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

by Sara Michelle Fetters - September 24th, 2007 - Movie Reviews

Resident Evil: Extinction is an old-fashioned, soda-slurping, popcorn-munching, R-rated good time and, the last time I checked, the laws against that sort of thing happily registered between zero and none.

Resident Evil: Extinction is an old-fashioned, soda-slurping, popcorn-munching, R-rated good time and, the last time I checked, the laws against that sort of thing happily registered between zero and none.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

by Sara Michelle Fetters - September 10th, 2004 - Movie Reviews

Resident Evil: Apocalypse is pretty awful, and if this ends up being game over for the budding franchise I wouldn’t be at all surprised.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse is pretty awful, and if this ends up being game over for the budding franchise I wouldn’t be at all surprised.