Maneater (2022)

by Sara Michelle Fetters - August 26th, 2022 - Movie Reviews

The worst thing I can think to say about any killer shark movie is that it has no personality, but that’s the situation here, Maneater a flesh-eating nightmare of aquatic monotony.

The worst thing I can think to say about any killer shark movie is that it has no personality, but that’s the situation here, Maneater a flesh-eating nightmare of aquatic monotony.

Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022)

by Sara Michelle Fetters - August 26th, 2022 - Four-Star Corner Movie Reviews

Three Thousand Years of Longing is the story of life, and as frustrating and maddening as that can be, it’s also quite beautiful: the continual hope for a better tomorrow is a wish worth making, no matter what the risks.

Three Thousand Years of Longing is the story of life, and as frustrating and maddening as that can be, it’s also quite beautiful: the continual hope for a better tomorrow is a wish worth making, no matter what the risks.

Unforgettables: Cinematic Milestones #7 – Adventures in Babysitting & RoboCop (1987)

by Sara Michelle Fetters - August 24th, 2022 - Features

Adventures in Babysitting and RoboCop: Searching for humanity, self-acceptance, and identity while singing the blues with the babysitter and enforcing the law in a cybernetic shell

Adventures in Babysitting and RoboCop: Searching for humanity, self-acceptance, and identity while singing the blues with the babysitter and enforcing the law in a cybernetic shell

Beast (2022)

by Sara Michelle Fetters - August 19th, 2022 - Movie Reviews

The basics are simple and straightforward, making Beast something of an “animals attack” throwback that goes right for the jugular, with enthusiastic ruthlessness.

The basics are simple and straightforward, making Beast something of an “animals attack” throwback that goes right for the jugular, with enthusiastic ruthlessness.

Orphan: First Kill (2022)

by Sara Michelle Fetters - August 19th, 2022 - Movie Reviews

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that Orphan: First Kill, a prequel to 2009’s Orphan, actually exists.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that Orphan: First Kill, a prequel to 2009’s Orphan, actually exists.

Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)

by Sara Michelle Fetters - August 12th, 2022 - Movie Reviews

Bodies Bodies Bodies is a gnarly, uncouth, and suitably deceitful breath of fresh horror air.

Bodies Bodies Bodies is a gnarly, uncouth, and suitably deceitful breath of fresh horror air.

Bullet Train (2022)

by Sara Michelle Fetters - August 4th, 2022 - Movie Reviews

Even with its massive international ensemble of familiar faces, the longer Bullet Train kept running down the track, the less I cared about what was happening.

Even with its massive international ensemble of familiar faces, the longer Bullet Train kept running down the track, the less I cared about what was happening.

Prey (2022)

by Sara Michelle Fetters - August 4th, 2022 - Movie Reviews

Prey is going to go down as one of 2022’s most entertaining motion pictures.

Prey is going to go down as one of 2022’s most entertaining motion pictures.

They/Them (2022)

by Sara Michelle Fetters - August 4th, 2022 - Movie Reviews

I’ve seen a lot of bad movies in 2022. I have not watched any that made me so angry I wanted to start throwing things at the screen. Until now.

I’ve seen a lot of bad movies in 2022. I have not watched any that made me so angry I wanted to start throwing things at the screen. Until now.